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Month: December 2014

Sport

Watch Lionel Messi Close Up and Being Honoured for His Achievements

December 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

LIONEL MESSI CREATES HISTORY once again and is honoured by his club, team-mates and adoring fans. The Argentinian number 10 displays some of his finest moments before being paraded in front of the Barca faithful.

The News

Progress at Last as First Same-sex Weddings Take Place

December 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

SAME-sex MARRIAGES took place today creating a huge landmark and step in the right direction. It was a day many thought they would never see but it was all smiles in ceremonies as couples tied [continue reading]

The News

Ebola Nurse to Undergo anti-Viral Treatment

December 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

THE NURSE at the centre of the latest ebola scare has agreed to receive an experimental convalescent plasma treatment, it has emerged. Sky News writes on their website: Scottish nurse Pauline Cafferkey is to be [continue reading]

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Arrogant Australians Boast of Celebrating New Year Before Anyone Else

December 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

ONCE AGAIN millions of Australians stick their tongues out and hold their middle fingers up as they become one of the first in the world to celebrate New Year. Millions of Aussies were seen mocking [continue reading]

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New Years’ Resolutions to Begin at Midnight and End 12 Hours Later

December 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

2015 PROMISES to deliver the shortest New Years’ resolutions in history, it has emerged. As the clock nears the end of the year and ticks into 2015, millions are gearing up to begin their resolutions [continue reading]

The Daftas

DAFTA Award Goes to Failed ATM Robber

December 31, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

AN ATTEMPTED cash machine robbery goes spectacularly wrong after a would-be thief tried to explode his way to riches. The man, caught on CCTV camera in Darwin, Australia, appears to strike a match before attempting [continue reading]

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Ebola Tripe: Victims Fear Hospital Visit From Katie Hopkins

December 30, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

KATIE HOPKINS has been warned to stay away from anyone infected with the deadly ebola virus, it has emerged. The snooty, toffee-nosed loudmouth, was informed that ebola victims are living in fear of receiving a [continue reading]

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De-icers to Start Smelling Nicer, Warns EU

December 29, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

THE UK WAS WARNED TODAY that all de-icers must produce nice aromas as the country descends into icy chaos, the European Union has declared. Spokesperson for the De-icing Nice Aroma Pollution Institute said this morning: [continue reading]

Sport

Podolski Set to Join Inter Milan

December 29, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

GERMAN ACE LUKAS PODOLSKI looks certain to join Inter Milan on a loan deal with the possibility of extending his stay in the Serie A. The loan deal is expected to be around £1.5million for [continue reading]

Mind & Body

Think Yourself Lucky

December 29, 2014 Dafty Ed 0

HYPNOTIST Paul McKenna reveals the secret strategies to making your own luck. Hypnotist McKenna includes some famous names to draw on that include J.K. Rowling and Richard Branson. The Daily Mail writes on their website: [continue reading]

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