Capricorn Horrorscopes for 2016
Love
There’s nothing better than a snuggle up with the one you love at the beginning of a year to give you that warm feeling of security for the rest of the months ahead. This won’t apply to Capricorns, though, so don’t build any hopes up.
Try to keep being accustomed to loneliness and rejection because those two are catalysts for the year ahead…get used to it!
Life
Life has many pleasant aspects for all to enjoy…except for those born under the Capricorn zodiac. Sadly your life has been difficult of late and brace yourself; things are about to get a lot worse.
Buckle up for disappointment, torment and turbulence for 2016.
Career
Capricorns are not known for their energetic and ambitious lifestyle. Stick with what you’ve got and be grateful that you even have half of what you have.
My advice is to just lay back on the big lazy hammock of life, do absolutely nothing and enjoy every second of your mundane life because when you die everybody will say you lived a full life anyway…so what’s the point in breaking sweat?
All about Capricorns:
You Capricorns love to complain about the world, don’t you? You are weak, decadent, and docile. How you can even have the sense to tie your shoe laces is mind-boggling. Capricorns are renowned for their stupidity and believe they are the Einstein of the stars. Accident prone is an understatement. Capricorns are known for tripping over cordless phones. That’s how silly this star sign is.
