Dafty News
- Today’s Weather for Facebookers
- Young People Heading to Greece on Holiday Offered Good Drachma Exchange Rate by Their Dads
- Payday Lenders Bombard Greece with Nuisance Calls
- Chris Evert Firm Favourite to Win Wimbledon Ladies
- Benedict Cumberbatch to Star in Everything
- Reading Celebrity Blogs Made Me Lose The Will to Live, Claims Mum
- Brits Set to Bask in 35C Train Delays
- Dalai Lama Set For Stones Tour
- Motivation Seminars to Include More Self Doubt
- Podcasters a Waste of Cyberspace, Says Internet
Jihadi Joan - The New Agony Aunt Column
Got a problem in your life? Then write to Jihadi Joan, she’ll make all your worries and fears disappear with one press of a button. - Is your marriage on…
Goodbye Just Joan: Famous Scottish Agony Aunt Chucks It
Followers of agony aunts are not always lost souls; there are others, like me, who read the Daily Record’s problem corner over the years to see what style Joan Burnie…
Ex-wife Threatens Over Naked Pics
Dear Auntie Madge My ex-wife is threatening to take me to court after I said I was going to expose her naked photos on Facebook and Twitter and I might…
What’s in a Name? Plenty, Says Big Auntie Madge
Chloe and her boyfriend are having too many rows about what to name their soon-to-be born baby, which is due in June. I had to step in and save them…
Teenager’s Pregnancy Dilemma
Paula (that’s not her real name) is just about to turn 16 with her whole life in front of her. Her parents have organized a large party for her and…
Big Aunty Madge Solves Threesome Problem
Dear Auntie Madge, My boyfriend recently asked me if I would take part in a threesome and I was shocked but more shock was to follow when he said he…
Agony Aunt, big Aunty Madge: The Best Agony Aunt in The Business Part 2
Dear Aunt Madge There’s this wummin who sits next tae me at the Bingo and she’s always asking me for a loan of my pens. I don’t want to be…
Agony Aunt Fixes Jealousy Problem
Danni wrote to me asking if I could sort out her boyfriend’s jealousy. I changed her name to protect her. Her real name is Danielle. Below is her letter and…
Agony Aunt, big Aunty Madge: The Best Agony Aunt in The Business - Part 1
Aunt Madge is a non-qualified psychologist that can help any problem you may have. Whether it’s the drink or the drugs you’re having problems with, our Aunt Madge can help…
