by Danny SoZ Evenin’all Policing London’s mean streets can be an exacting and extremely dangerous business, even during the so-called festive season. In actual fact, the Christmas period can be one of the most lawless times of the year due to the propensity of Londoners to over indulge in alcohol, which as we all know, […]
Evenin’ all. Police work in London’s inner city can be a risky and even a life-threatening business at times, where vigilance and alertness are key. In these cash-strapped times for the Metropolitan Police, it is not always possible to deploy two constables on one beat, and this is why I trained as a skilled dog […]
Hello there. I’m Gaz and I’m an incorrigible thug. My life has been a long catalogue of perpetrating extreme acts of violence and keeping fit. Today, I’m going to show you how to reduce that unsightly belly and tone those wobbly thighs the simple and easy way. No need for loose clothing or bottles of […]
Evenin’ all. Police work in London can sometimes be a diverse business which, on occasion, brings with it great responsibilities. Yesterday, for example, I was asked to stand guard outside the North London home of Labour Party Leader, Jeremy Corbyn, following a number of threats against his safety by right-wing extremists and members of his […]
THOUSANDS of protesters have voiced their disgust at the police after a grandmother-of-seventeen was tasered at a Pensioner Lives Matter rally in London, it has emerged. The silver-haired lady from nearby Whitechapel was part of a large group of senior citizen activists, who gathered to highlight their daily struggles living as a British pensioner, and […]
An undercover police officer who entered into a long-term sexual relationships with a female political and animal rights activist as a means of obtaining information, is suing The Metropolitan Police for damages after claiming that the woman he was assigned to was extremely unattractive, and that being expected to sleep with her on a regular […]
TRAFFIC police have filed a complaint early this morning after one of its speed cameras failed to detect a single speeding car, it has emerged. One camera, situated on a busy dual carriageway, had promised to rake in thousands for the annual Christmas Police Ball, but drivers who use the road regularly have become wise […]
The quiet, rural town of Dorking in Surrey, was in the icy grip of terror last night as news broke of yet another brutal attack on a female resident The woman, in her 60s, was making her way home from a Women’s Institute meeting during the early part of Tuesday evening when she was attacked. […]
Vacancy has opened up for young males aged between 18-28 to assist police with their ongoing enquiries. Applicants must be willing and able to be interrogated under suspicion. Successful applicants must have a criminal record and look incredibly guilty in an mug shot. Applicants may apply to the address below but be warned: anything you […]
The family of an alleged South London gang member, who was shot dead by armed police officers as he sat in his car last week, told reporters he was, ‘a wonderful, caring person’ who was probably waiting to help elderly ladies across the busy street. The dead man, Clyde Benoit, 23, known by friends and […]
