Monday 22^nd of April is National Not Giving a Fuck Day, how will you be celebrating?

Britons are said to be gearing up for one of the year’s best holiday days by taking part in a series of activities that promise to be non-productive and piss off bosses at work and the global economy.

The holiday - marked by those who have become disillusioned by the every day mundane tasks that result in going nowhere to achieving nothing - will be focused on doing absolutely nothing and not caring about the day-to-day things that worry us.

Founder of Not Giving a Fuck Day told Dafty News: “This is a chance for the people to get back at bosses, rulers, banks, creditors, schools, those who set deadlines, people who demand and anybody really that gets in our hourly thoughts.”

Dafty News caught up with some of our regular readers where they expressed how they plan to mark the new and much-loved holiday.

Mark from Leeds said he plans to not get up out of his bed at all until the 23^rd of April. He told our reporters: “This is a great day. I get to stay in my bed all day and not have to worry about going to work or opening any letters the postman brings. Every day is just bad fucking news so I am going to celebrate big time. I already have my crate of beer, my pizza pre-ordered and a pile of Bruce Willis DVDs. To me that is how we should all be using up our days.”

Cheryl from Lanarkshire in Scotland said she was looking forward to not going to work and ordering a Chinese take-away in the morning. She told Dafty News: “The only time I have ever eaten a chinky in the morning is from last night’s left-overs ye find in the fridge efter an aw night binge session so this will be interesting tae finally eat a chicken curry & fried rice at ten in the morning that disnae huv a crust oan it.”

Twins Barry and Carrie from Hamilton in Scotland say they are taking the day off college to concentrate on doing what they do most days anyway. Carrie said: “We are students so we are used to doing fuck all every day anyway. The 22^nd of April won’t make a difference to us as it will be a day of sleeping long; ordering take-away and refusing to do any housework.”

Speaking of housework, mother-of-six Annie McLure from Clydebank said she is not getting out of bed and has ordered all her children to do the housework, prepare the dinner and take the dogs out for a walk. When pointed out that all her kids range from 9-years-old down to a newborn she said: “Fuck them, they have tae start somewhere.”

So folks, there you have it, how some Dafty Readers plan to celebrate National Not Giving a Fuck Day. What will, you be doing?

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