A Decidedly Merry Xmas Message From PC Ted Stupor: The Drink-Addled London Bobby You Can Trust

Evenin’ all.

During the festive season, it’s easy to get sucked into all the alcohol-fuelled revelry and to end up letting yourself down at the office party, the pub, or even in the workplace itself. What starts off as a sociable drink with friends and colleagues can quickly spiral into a booze-soaked binge with disastrous results.

As a London bobby with over 25 years service under my belt, I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve woken up in the pub toilet, in somebody’s front garden or a roadside skip after having a bloody good skinful while out on the beat.

It’s the time of year when people drink to excess and expect you to do the same. They ply you with drink until you can no longer stand, and before you know it, you’re comatose and lying in a pool of your own sick and piss.

It’s great isn’t it?

A VERY merry Christmas to one and…Evenin’ All.

PC Ted Stupor comes to you courtesy of The London Liver Disease Encouragement Board.





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