Donald Trump Has Emergency ‘Arsehole’ Surgery
News is just reaching Dafty News that Donald Trump has been taken into hospital due to a life-threatening condition.
It appears that Donald’s arsehole has closed up, and that would explain why he’s talking so much crap.
“This is experiment surgery and has never been performed anywhere in the world,” specialist surgeon professor Vladislav Rogozov told the waiting press.
The professor continued, “that it be life or death for Mr Trump as this delicate surgery had never before been attempted anywhere but that he would do his best.”
Stop Press:
It has now been confirmed that the arsehole has rejected Trump.
