ITV viewers statistically less likely to be able to rub their tummies and talk at the same time says report
A recent report into Britain’s viewing figures has found that people who watch ITV on a regular basis are far less likely to be able to perform simple tasks, such as rubbing their tummies and talking simultaneously, or of spelling fairly rudimentary words, such as; ‘dog’ and ‘a’.
The report has also found that people who watch shows like The X-Factor and Britain’s Got Talent are statistically far more likely to be fat and ugly and to have voted for Brexit.
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