Jeremy Kyle Recovering From Shock After Guest ‘Threatens’ to Behave Himself

A 28-YEAR-OLD girlfriend beater and regular drug user caused morning problem-solver Jeremy Kyle untold trauma after it emerged he is taking steps to start behaving himself and get his life back on track, show bosses have confirmed.

The absolute waster and un-liked toss-pot, who has previously threatened neighbours in his run-down council estate and has a string of babies to young gullible women in his area, was today recovering at a nearby hospital after his guest vowed to get a job and pay for all his self-inflicted mistakes in life.

Bosses for The Jeremy Kyle Show say the guest’s current good behaviour is completely alien to what the show is about and this has caused poor Jeremy to lapse into a state of trauma.




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