Man Hailed Hero After Finding End of Sellotape in Christmas Eve Drama
A 33-YEAR-OLD man has been labelled a living legend, a hero, and an inspiration to other men, after finding the end of the Sellotape as he wrapped Christmas presents for his family, it has emerged.
The drama, which began early on Christmas Eve, finally ended at 4am on Christmas morning to rounds of rapturous applause and celebratory relief.
Neighbours and friends offered to help the father-of-four cope with the stress but he declined; instead opting to use his tenacity and perseverance.
Close neighbours say the man’s daring attempt should be recognized for this New Year’s Honour List while medical professionals advise caution when carrying out such a complicated exercise.
Doctor Helmstein from the University of Raging Hyperventilation said: “Grappling with a reel of Sellotape trying to find the end can cause severe pressure on the heart and it is strongly recommended to use a dispenser of some sort to prevent inevitable patience combustion.”
Watch video of an angry man trying to wrap Christmas presents
