Maria Sharapova Fails Ugly Test
THE world of tennis was plunged into darkness yesterday after ace player Maria Sharapova failed an ugly test that could result in a two-year ban, reports say.
The governing body of tennis made the announcement after Sharapova confessed she failed the stringent test, but she is thought to be the only one currently playing who has failed the test.
“It is with deep regret that we announce tennis professional Maria Sharapova has failed our mandatory ugly test and therefore action will be taken. We will not tolerate stunningly hot female tennis players gracing our courts with such beauty and sexyness,” said the governing body.
It is understood the only player to receive a similar ban is Chris Evert but she is regarded to be old but still hot as hell - leaving Sharapova to be the only current female tennis player worthy of a failed ugly ban.
