Suicide Bombers to Receive Extra Training After Another Detonation Fails to Go Off

TERROR bosses have recalled at least one-hundred suicide bombers after yet another failed detonation, it has been exclusively revealed.

The terror group say they plan to retrain the suicide bombers due to dwindling numbers of mass murdering in market squares and wedding ceremonies.

One leading terror boss from the University of Blowing Yourself Up Quite Spectacularly told Dafty News: “We have a range of courses for young enthusiastic Jihadis. We even have an online course where students can learn the art of blowing oneself up simply by logging in and experiencing a wide range of our impressive over-the-shoulder tutorials.”

It is understood the training course is based on one lesson only but is said to be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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