Terror at Euro 2016: Chris Smalling Declared Fit

ENGLAND defender Chris Smalling brought terror to the Euro 2016 yesterday after being declared fit to train ahead of the squad’s clash versus Russia this Saturday evening.

The Manchester United defender left training on Tuesday with his left knee strapped but is expected to start against the potential dark horse.

Anti-terror chief made this statement in an exclusive press interview:

“We had no option but to bring in our crack units. Seeing Chris Smalling playing at the back for England will spark a flurry of fear and our main objective is to protect the public. We live in a different world these days with so many unreliable defenders who can cause their team untold damage with their mistakes and lack of technical skills and know-how.”

The terror fear is not the first to hit the England squad this week. Only days ago reports suggested Wayne Rooney could play just behind the front two in the opening group clash.

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